Nicknames

Continuing with the boredom theme here at work, New Bestie did not have anything to do, so he made me a name tag. What does this name tag say?

my first name "T-Wood" my last name

Ummmm, that is NOT my name. Not even close to any nickname I have ever had.

And then, in a conversation with Moi, she calls me TDUB.

Also, NOT my name.

This is a very odd day.