Cryptic

Today in class, Girl-I-Went-to-High-School-With was not taking notes. She wasn't even paying attention. She was SHOPPING online on the VICTORIA'S SECRET website.

I was appalled. I mean, I may IM people while I sit in class, but I don't shop. And I sure as hell don't visit Victoria's Secret during class. I mean, we don't even sit in the back row. We sit in the MIDDLE of the class.

Girl-on-my Left (High School Girl sits on my right) spent the entire time IM-ing someone else in our class about how she had hooked up with some guy in our class a few times, but they were strictly booty calls and she was sick of it. Sadly, she did not say the name of the guy, so I don't know who it is yet. But I will keep reading her conversations and keep you updated.

What the hell is this?