Sadness is No Sexy Alexi

Orientation is hella boring. Today I learned that to take the bar exam (in 3 years!) I have to basically write my life's story, including every job I've ever had since high school and every place I've ever lived for more than two weeks since I was 16. Including other countries. Hmmmmm. Finding that address could be challenging. Law school is clearly not the path for me. My back-up plan is fool proof however. Trampoline Gymnast. Moi is going to be my coach and will study Bela Karolyi intensively to master all of his mannerisms and coaching style. This plan will succeed guys. You can all come and watch me in 2012 in London.

I've been watching gymnastics all night. Fantastic stuff. I was looking up the Visa commercial with Nastia Liukin on it (I couldn't get the link on your blog to work anymore, Moi!), aka this one


and found this one instead. It's apparently from a few years ago but it's pretty awesome.


Even though the medals have all been given out in artistic gymnastics, tomorrow night is the Champions Gala! Yay! Question. Should I buy tickets for the football team here at Law School OR should I get tickets for the 2008 Tour of Gymnastics Superstars that will be performing in November at Law School? Choices, choices.

Still no Internet from Comcast. I get tired of being on hold for more than 20 minutes. Thank goodness some people do not know how to secure their wifi.