QPG(WMH)?!?!?!?!?

Today I started my new job. Things that I now know for tomorrow:

• There is no need to be on time. No one cares what time you show up.
• Do not try to delegate work, EVEN IF there are a number of people with nothing to do, asking you how they can help.
• Do not pay for parking. There are enough streets around without meters that you should not have to pay.
• Everyone else speaks fluent Spanish. Ignore them when they are speaking it.
• Ignore the receptionist making out with the other law clerk.
• Try to resign yourself to the fact that you will have to use Internet Explorer and you will not be able to update Adobe Flash player.
  
• DO NOT DRINK THE COFFEE.

Can I just say how much I love the .gif on my sidebar? "I CAN DO ZAT! I CAN DO ZAT!" Oh Chekov, you're like a little puppy.