Let Me Tell You What You Already Know

Dear Guys who work at a certain website building company,

Hi. I've been working with you for about a month now on the website for my law office. I try not to bother you with inane questions. I'm not a complete moron when it comes to HTML coding, and there's a nice little "Undue" button on every page, so I usually can attempt trial and error to figure something out.

So, when I send you an e-mail that says "Hey. I have these photos. I can't figure out how to upload them. I've uploaded other pictures, so I'm pretty sure it's not user-error. I think it might be that they are .tif files (I've already tried converting them to .jpeg and .gif) or that the file size is so large. Please help." PLEASE DON'T SEND ME A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO UPLOAD PHOTOS. DIDN'T YOU READ MY E-MAIL?! I *KNOW* HOW TO UPLOAD PHOTOS.

And then, when I MEET WITH YOU IN PERSON to explain my problem, please, please don't tell me that the problem is 1) that the photos are .tif files and 2) that the files are too large. It will make me want to slap you.

Thank goodness this is almost finished. Otherwise, I would be forced to buy some sort of manual on "How to Build a Website" and I think that's what my law firm pays you guys for.

XOXOXO
Toi