Shorty is a Eenie Meenie Miney Mo Lova'

Tonight, while watching SNL, I discovered that Moi has never heard a Justin Bieber song. EVER. I suppose it's understandable, considering he's barely tall enough to reach a microphone. However, just in case she (or anyone) ever runs into a thirteen-year old who does not want to discuss how hot Edward is, I thought I would offer you a crash course in Bieber-mania: Gawker's Justin Bieber Guide for Old People

P.S. The words in the title of this post are actual lyrics from the Justin Bieber song "Eenie Meenie". Is it sad that what I find most offensive about these lyrics is that he doesn't use the word "an" in front of "eenie"?