That's Extremely Very Not Good

Have you seen this:

Cool, right? It's some sort of snake-like object in the Milky Way recently photographed by NASA. Gee, I wonder if we will ever find out what it is.






OH WAIT. WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS.

IT IS A CRACK IN SPACE AND TIME.

Dear Doctor, I'm bored. Come pick me up. XOXO, A future companion.