Too Much Coffee Already and It's Only 10am

I would really like an office at work. Even a desk in a closet would suffice. I would just really like a door so that I can either:

a) shut the door and work on my research without someone walking by every 5 minutes asking me how I'm doing, wanting me to complement their new haircut, inquiring about what I'm working on, telling me I look tired, etc.
b) shut the door and take a nap.

Working is overrated.